Marzo 2012
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I've said this once.
norwegian-chocolate-delight:
But I’ll say it again
I cannot stand
When people say that they cannot speak “Mexican”
Bitch
You can’t speak Mexican even if you tried.
Because a culture cannot be spoken!
GOD!
after being in the hetalia fandom for a couple of...
safarifarrari:
mariabloodwell:
mosoli:
brofagski:
turtlesinadishwasher:
I’m really surprised to have never seen someone make a Canada OC
well actually i’m even more surprised Hima himself hasn’t designed Canada yet
you’d think he would have shown up by now :T
omg i know right
i bet (s)he’s hiding out with mexico
Yeah…maybe someone should write a letter to him about it?
guys...
Friend: I hope you're happy.
Me: I hope you're happy, now that you're choosing this, I really hope you get it and you don't live to regret it. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY IN THE ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, MY FRIEND! SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOK INTO THE WESTERN SKY AS SOMEONE TOLD ME LATELY, EVERYONE DESERVES A CHANCE TO FLY AND IF I'M FLYING SOLO AT LEAST I'M FLYING FREE TO THOSE WHO'D GROUND ME TAKE A MESSAGE BACK FROM ME TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYING GRAVITY, I'M FLYING HIGH, DEFYING GRAVITY, AND SOON I'LL MATCH THEM IN RENOWN, AND NOBODY IN ALL OF OZ, NO WIZARD THAT THERE IS OR WAS, IS EVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN! BRING ME DOWN! AW WAH WAH WAH WAH-AAAAAAAAH!
Friend:
Me: What.
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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kiss-mah-sass:
segastarlit:
Jesus Christu
Rook at zhat body
I have definitery bought tickets to this gun show
fUCK
Guardaeloweasel:
waves-of-pure-emotion:
keepcalmandmosh:
YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS
I just watched it 20 times omg.
Oh my god.
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France is a perfect character.
You’re argument to prove otherwise is invalid.
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brohirrim:
orcses:
rossmcbitchface:
catbountry:
kitteh-neon:
I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.
Rick Santorum only ever reads Bible fan fic anyway, though.
I wonder who he ships.
Cain/Abel
#incest and homosexuality and necrophilia #this pairing has it all
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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mishaliferuinercollins:
tardistardis-impala:
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reblog with a pic of the first image that comes up...
himapapaftw:
italysmafia:
pomodoro-amor:
thatonecatlady:
nikore:
kuromayo:
gyagu:
i have the best url
ILU GOOGLE
…
eeeeee how adorable!
THAT AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER SPAMANO IMAGE LMFAO
okay then its missing an ‘s’ but okay
hahaha oh gosh
Yes great
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum gets “Sexy and I Know It” stuck in his head and never gets it out.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.
Guardadavespritebudgie:
ahoithar:
just-quit:
Something i made with homestuck in mind haha :D
that is so cool oh my GOD
hey guys i found it again
Guess who is home early?
fun-size-fanatic:
vennuk:
THIS CHICA.
Manager wanted to close early, since we didn’t have any customers for over an entire hour.
Sooooo, hello beautiful peeps. ♥♥
MY BABY
IS OUIRYGOREUGER
PERFECTION
SCREAMS
SO CUTE
canadian-dishwasher replied to your photo: I don’t know why everyone is posting pictures of…
owo omg. You look so freaking awesome *haven’t I said this before to you? I feel I have*
ajshfdgkkj you have thank you
