brohirrim:

orcses:

rossmcbitchface:

catbountry:

kitteh-neon:

I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.

Rick Santorum only ever reads Bible fan fic anyway, though.

I wonder who he ships.

Cain/Abel

#incest and homosexuality and necrophilia #this pairing has it all